I'm back with more stories, and yes I am still a scumbag. I hope you enjoy these stories and if you don't well that's your problem.
In this book you will find:
My First MILF
Taxi Trauma
Birthday Sex
Used and Abused
The Virgin Slayer
The Gay Wingman
The Original One Pump Chump
My First Threesome
My Penis Don't Seem To Be Working

I'm back with more stories, and yes I am still a scumbag. I hope you enjoy these stories and if you don't well that's your problem.
In this book you will find:
My First MILF
Taxi Trauma
Birthday Sex
Used and Abused
The Virgin Slayer
The Gay Wingman
The Original One Pump Chump
My First Threesome
My Penis Don't Seem To Be Working

I am a normal kind of guy, viewed by my peers as a hero viewed by women as a scumbag.
In this book I will share these stories:
My First Sexual Encounter
Losing My Virginity
Dirty Diana
The Night It All Went Wrong
The Magic Trick
That's His Problem

Judge me if you like, I'm unapologetic for who I am. I am simply just a guy out there Trying To Get Laid

I am a normal kind of guy, viewed by my peers as a hero viewed by women as a scumbag.
In this book I will share these stories:
My First Sexual Encounter
Losing My Virginity
Dirty Diana
The Night It All Went Wrong
The Magic Trick
That's His Problem

Judge me if you like, I'm unapologetic for who I am. I am simply just a guy out there Trying To Get Laid

A collection of 101 brilliant and hilariously true short essays that everyone interested in love, sex and marriage needs to read. A fearless intellect coupled with a compassionate spirit, Athol ruthlessly tosses out the politically correct bath water but keeps the babies safe. At times controversial, at times wickedly funny, but always a powerful voice for love, marriage and hope.

Important stuff this book tells you that you simply have to know:

The two types of men that women ping pong between. Page 9.
How to answer "Do these pants make my ass look fat?" and get laid like tile. Page 11.
Why the wedding vows aren't the actual marriage agreement. Page 16.
Seventeen ways women reveal they are attracted to you. Page 25.
How to tell if a SAHM is going to be great, or spend half the day on Facebook. Page 27.
How to beat approach anxiety. Page 31.
What to do when your wife won't have sex with you. Page 35.
How to lead your wife so that she wants to follow you. Page 40.
Why monogamy works best for most men. Page 50.
How the wrong college degree can ruin your sex life. Page 59.
How to spot when your wife is testing you. Page 69.
What it means when your wife says she's bored. Page 71.
What she's really saying when she says, "I love you, but I'm not in love with you." Page 76.
Why you should never ask for marriage advice from your close friends. Page 79.
How submission really works for women. Page 85.
When you should rescue her and when you should let natural consequences just play out. Page 91.
Why everyone gets the male mid-life crisis wrong and what is really happening. Page 92.
What makes up the female mid-life crisis. Page 94.
How to hit her sexual "Big Red Easy Button." Page 106.
What happens when you have sex at 87.3% of maximum roughness and why it drives her wild. Page 108.
What you should never do if she asks you to move out. Page 110.
The "Second Date Rule". Page 116.
Why her gaining fifteen pounds means she's into you. Page 117.
Why it's not your job to cure their sexual dysfunction. Page 123.
What the female arm slap means. Page 125.
Learn what acts like Kryptonite to women. Page 131.
Why being an asshole secretly pleases women. Page 137.
Why being a White Knight is a bad idea, and being a Horny Knight is a great one. Page 150.
Why catering to women makes them like you less. Page 152.
How to get her to try a something kinky. Page 154.
Why SAHM's need to be SAHM's "Plus Something." Page 160.
How helping a friend out can accidentally make your wife attracted to him. Page 169.
What to say after she cooks dinner that will make her melt. Page 172.
How to tell the difference between your marriage sucking, and your life sucking. Page 176.
How a hot bedroom fantasy can turn into your wife cheating on you and refusing to stop. Page 178.
How polyamory and swinging really works. Page 180.
Why being playfully mean to girls turns them on. Page 182.
How female logic works when it comes to men. Page 196.
What to do if she offers you sex, but says she doesn't want an orgasm. Page 197.
The best revenge possible to take against a cheating girlfriend. Page 201.
How to handle a drama queen. Page 204.
Why women should have long hair and ignore their friends telling them to go short. Page 208.
The #1 thing men crave women to do in the bedroom (It's not a blowjob!) Page 213.
What to do when your friend starts trying to steal your girl. Page 217.
Learn just how many women fantasize about being used for sex. Page 224.
Assuming she's into it, why you should only spank your wife when she's being good. Page 228.
How to fall out of love as quickly as possible. Page 234.
Why a wife going on a Girl's Night Out drives her husband batshit crazy. Page 240.
The only way to build self-esteem that works. Page 244.
Why the main complaint about monogamy is that it works. Page 254.
How to know if she is worth marrying. Page 264.
What people really mean when they tell you to "Just be yourself." Page 267.

So you're a Geek, huh? Do you think, because you're a Geek, the Universe (or at least your little corner of it) is conspiring against you, making sure you can't Get Laid as much as you want? Unfortunately, many Geeks are forced to endure some form of socially-imposed celibacy. But now is the time for ALL Geeks to fight back against the selfish and arrogant Sexual bullies who seem to do everything they can to make sure we don't get the 'Happy Ending' we deserve! It's time for you to escape this "Sexual Phantom Zone"! This book is a Geek's Guide to Get Laid! Dave Briner shows you how you can have Sex even if you're Fat, Ugly or Worse! It's a unique, yet educational, guide written specifically for Geeks...women and men of all shapes, sizes and Sexual orientations...who experience the world (and especially Sexual situations) in a non-traditional, intellectual and sometimes socially-awkward way. Dave shares his personal triumphs (and even more failures) in a humorous, twisted, graphic and brutally honest way to identify realistic ways to Get Laid. He teaches you to find your "Sexual Superpowers" without completely changing your personality, lying about who you are, playing stupid mind games or wasting a bunch of your time. (P.S. Even if you're a Geek who's fortunate enough to not need this book, chances are you can name at least five of your Geek friends who do! Why don't you buy each of them a copy?)

In the beginning, there were field reports.

Before there were any books by Neil Strauss or Mystery, before there were pickup boot camps or DVD box sets, pickup existed as a loosely-knit “community” on Internet bulletin boards. There, would-be players shared their field reports, strategies, and results. They compared notes, exchanged critiques, and figured out a body of knowledge that defied everything men had ever been told about getting women—what has since come to be known as game.

The undisputed king of the field report was a player named “jlaix.” This was the handle of Jeff Allen, who would go on to be a founding member of Real Social Dynamics with Tyler Durden and Papa, all of whom play major roles in Neil Strauss’s The Game, the bestselling exposÉ of the world of pickup artists. In an arena founded on one-upmanship, Jeff Allen did it bigger and better than anyone. Get Laid or Die Trying presents in utterly shameless, hilarious, and graphic detail, Jeffy’s gritty, 100 percent real, and jaw-droppingly astonishing feats of seduction, revealing exactly how one goes about:

• Attracting the girl you want by sleeping with all of her friends

• Getting into the pants of the hottest girl at the party—a total stranger—in less than thirty minutes

• Deflecting last-minute resistance with a single word

• Pulling a chick who is surrounded by ten jealous guys

• Cutting out enormous dudes that could easily pound you to a “fine red mist”

• Getting threesomes as your default extraction

• Having a stable so big you have to trim it down, and other “quality problems”

• Convincing a girl you just met that before you fuck her, she must mow your lawn

Jeff’s tactics produce superhuman results, yet he doesn’t do anything you couldn’t do—now that you’ve seen it done. The worst part? You could have been doing this your whole life.

Do you want to get laid? Of course you do. Who doesn't? This book makes it easy! With simply illustrations and minimal text (who has time to read!?!), the Show Me How illustrated guides have helped hundreds of thousands of people around the world learn to do . . . well . . . just about everything. From the sweet (spoon comfortably) to the saucy (give a great lapdance) to the downright dirty (put a condom on with your mouth), this book shows you how to seal the deal, for a night or for a lifetime. One step at a time.

Just a few of the amazing, essential tips and tricks you'll learn in the pages of Get Laid:

- Find the G-spot

- Remove a bra one-handed

- Set up a threesome

- Make your own edible undies

- Put a condom on with your mouth

- Make your own “home movies”

- Do it in the car

- Master porn-star positions

- Decode body language

- Tie someone up

- The world’s best pick-up lines

- 20 unexpected places to hook up

- Porn-star hints to improve your performance

- Pick-up strategies from history that worked!

- The “seal the deal” dinner to cook

- Text vs. call the next morning? A handy guide.

- Turn a hookup into something more

- Negotiate a “friends with benefits” arrangement

- Spot—and avoid—10 crazy dates

- Sneaky public-sex hints

Marcus Meleton returns to teach a new generation of Nice Guys how to become the disaster women ache for. It's been nearly a decade since his last media circuit which included guest spots on Geraldo, Montel, Leeza and over 1,000 radio interviews, but Meleton, who is now married with four kids, finally returns with a completely revised edition of Nice Guys Don t Get Laid.

Nice Guys Don't Get Laid sold out of two editions and is now updated, extended, and illustrated for today's new generation of Nice Guy. Much has changed in ten years, but one constant remains: Bad Boys continue to maul women while Nice Guys can hardly get a woman to text them.

Since the clean-cut, loyal, intelligent Nice Guy cannot even compete with a tattooed, philandering, unemployed Bad Boy, the Nice Guy has no choice but to transform himself into the disaster women crave and Nice Guys Don t Get Laid is just the book to aid in that transformation. Outside of turning Nice Guys into chick magnets, Meleton's satire has had unexpected consequences. His analysis is so effective that after reading his book women have responded by immediately dropping their Bad Boyfriend.

Meleton divides the male population into five groups - Mama s Boy, Mr. Nice Guy, Mr. Average, Mr. Bad Boy, and Mr. Psycho and he provides a test to determine where you or your significant other best fits. In the sections 8 Easy Ways to Stick a Machete Into a Relationship and Traps the Nice Guy Should Avoid Meleton gives us Nice Guy pitfalls. Meleton takes it a step further by providing the essentials in reprogramming the Nice Guy. His Brad Pitt Test immediately unveils the difference between the stench of rejection or a woman worth keeping. Meleton explains myths of female sexuality and diagrams a theory that will change your view of women forever. Being a firm believer in what a woman says is rarely what she really means, Meleton constructed translation guides for Nice Guys to decipher woman-speak. When a man hears a woman say you are my best friend, she really means I have no sexual interest in you . Or, "never change" means, you are so easy to use just the way you are.

Women plead, "where are all the Nice Guys," as they reward Bad Boys (rock stars, drug dealers, band members, gang leaders, and politicians) with their affection. You know when a woman is afflicted with, jerk-o-holism. She will talk about her mate, saying I'm the only one who understands him, when actually she is the only one who doesn t understand him or "my friends and family hate him," not quite realizing they have every reason to.

For men afflicted with Nice-Guy-Itis, Meleton's Bad Boy Instructional Manual should complete the Nice Guy transformation. Out with the NICE and in with the BAD. After reading Nice Guys Don't Get Laid, the Nice Guy will finally become the sexually attractive jerk women always wished he could be.

You only live once... Do you really want to look back on your life and say I wish I'd had more sex?

You can get laid... Tonight... If you follow the tips on this book. You will learn:

- The ONE secret that seperates the guys who pull girls every single night from the guys who haven't slept with a girl in a year or more... (And it has nothing to do with looks, age, money, or a fancy job.)

- Why lame pickup lines NEVER work... And one sentence that will allow you to approach ANY girl in ANY situation and take her home with you the same night....

- Why nice guys really do finish last... And one simple tip that will allow you to quit sending out those "nice guy" vibes permanently.

- The exact steps that you need to take in order to get "inside the mind" of ANY woman, and get her in your bed TONIGHT.

And that's just a tiny sample!

It's time to take control... It's time to completely change the way you think about approaching and attracting women...

It's true that everyone wants to get laid. The problem is that many guys just don't know how to go about it. Well, this book is going to show you that the secret of getting laid is not in finding some sort of mystic mojo that will put you through to the next level. The secret is that it's a lot easier than you think if you just know what you're doing. That's what this book is about. It's about showing you what you need to do to get laid. Get Laid Now! How to Pick Up Women and Have Casual Sex-Revised Edition is the book for the man who not only wants to learn what it takes to pick up women, but also what it takes to pick up women who will have casual sex. If you're looking for a serious relationship, this is not necessarily the book for you. This book is about enabling you to get down and dirty with the minimum amount of effort. It's about helping you achieve the one thing that keeps eluding you in life. This book is for the guys who don't want to bother with wining and dining and just want to get down to business. If you need some help getting laid, Get Laid Now! How to Pick Up Women and Have Casual Sex-Revised Edition can put you on the right track.